- satan: let there be wifi passwords
- satan: let there be calories
- satan: let there be post limit
- satan: let there be swag
- satan: let there be good bands on both sides of the poster
Lance bought me 30 boxes of tampons. THIRTY. Just two dollars a box. This is a life time supply.
Can’t wait till my next blood bath.
This is like, the most romantic thing I’ve ever read about.
Why doesn’t Taylor Swift sing songs about things more like this.
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Fuck all the stupid comments I am reblogging this from.
This is cute.
the future of america ftw
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usually don’t agree with anyone at FoxNews, but God this is awesome…
always reblog
You win this round Fox. Well done
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I’m gay for this movie.
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